Wacky Sauces LLC

Extensive Lore Explained

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June 8th, 2020


We thought, "wouldn't is be funny if we made F@*king Hot Sauce?" and so we did. Little did we know, this was the start of the revolution against BIG SAUCE.

June 11th, 2020

Our first offensive against BIG HOT SAUCE was launched in the form of this meme. After this day, Wacky Sauces LLC would never be the same.

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June 26th, 2020

Our mascot "F@*king Hot Sauce Steve" was announced to the public. His roller blading skills and love of pranking people with spice was soon made evident.

June 27th, 2020

After selling 69 bottles of F@*king Hot Sauce, we officially expanded our goal of selling 69,420 bottles of F@*king Hot Sauce. From hereon out this will be referred to as the "Omega NICE" and would become our ultimate goal.

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June 30th, 2020

This is when F@*king Hot Sauce Steve really started to go off the deep end. It's okay though, we worked it out. We no longer have an HR department.

July 4th, 2020

On this day, Wacky Sauces LLC was required to issue a formal apology after F@*king Hot Sauce Steve spiked the 4th of July potato salad and sent three interns to the hospital before roller blading away from the party. Fortunately we are not legally responsible because they were just interns.

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July 8th, 2020

Our daily required office rituals were made public. After immense backlash from religious organizations across the world, we have since disbanded our F@*king Hot Sauce Alter worshipping hour.

July 11th, 2020

After a number of upsets and complaints relating to F@*king Hot Sauce Steven, we hired "The Zauce Knight" in order to save face. He is often quoted as shouting "DEUS ZAUCE!" which roughly translates from Zauce Latin to "God Sauce!" or "The Sauce Wills It!" this would later become a frequently used motto for Wacky Sauces LLC, and end up as the name of the Awards show being hosted by Wacky Sauces LLC in August of 2021. This is also when F@*king Hot Sauce started being referred to as the "ZAUCE" and when Zauce Enjoyers started being called "Bröthers" needless to say, the Zauce Knight had a huge impact on Wacky Sauces LLC as a whole.

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July 17th, 2020

ZauceHub goes live! And is consequently shut down within 24hrs by Big Hot Sauce. We still don't really know why this happened...

July 18th - August 19th, 2020

Throughout this time, the attacks against Big Hot Sauce became more aggressive and targeted towards specific Big Sauces. Our goal has expanded to support all small sauces, not just our own brand.

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August 20th, 2020

The Aliens attack! And our bottle design changed for good. Although some minor changes to the bottle design would be made in the future, the new artwork for our F@*king Hot Sauce has stayed the same.

August 22nd, 2020

The CEO of Wacky Sauces LLC gets smoked out by the Pod People on a livestream and has no choice but to do a face reveal. From this point forward the CEO / Admin of the Instagram page is a public figure. There was no going back after this.

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August 24th, 2020

Wacky Sauces LLC officially vows to defeat Big Hot Sauce by any means necessary! Deus Zauce T-Shirts are also made available in the WackySauces.com store in order for Bröthers to help support the cause. 

September 3rd, 2020

SlimJim joins a farmers market livestream and publicly supports Wacky Sauces LLC. From this point on, SlimJim would continue being a valuable ally in the fight against Big Hot Sauce, though sometimes their support is forced to take place in the shadows.

October 1st, 2020

"F@*king Spooky Sauce" is launched to celebrate Spooktober! We are pretty sure nobody died from this sauce... idk it was pretty spooky...

September 3rd, 2020

This marks the day that Wacky Sauces LLC was BLOCKED on Instagram by TRUFF hot sauce. They got tired of us spitting straight facts, so they blocked us. This would be just the beginning of blocks from Big Hot Sauce, and TRUFF became ZAUCE ENEMY NUMBER ONE. (God we F@*king Hate Truff)

October 15th, 2020

The Kardashians launch a hot sauce company, under the guise of it being an authentic Mexican hot sauce. They make claims that it is award winning and we raid their page daily because of this. At this point every post from Wacky Sauces LLC was about "Grandeza Hot Sauce" in an attempt to expose them for the lying cheats that they are. (God we F@*king Hate Grandeza)

October 18th, 2020

After numerous posts, and exposing them daily in their own bot-filled comment section, Wacky Sauces LLC was swiftly blocked by the Grandeza hot sauce page. Strangely enough we were also followed by Crystal hot sauce on this faithful day.

November 4th, 2020

ZAUCE wins the United States Presidential Election! (Though never officially recognized by those CROOKS that stole the election from us!)

November 5th - December 30th, 2020

During this time the memes slowed down a little, but Wacky Sauces LLC continued our work to defeat Big Hot Sauce. It would later be revealed that we had been working on something YUGE all along!

December 31st, 2020

Wacky Sauces LLC officially announces the 2021 DEUS ZAUCE AWARDS. This is an award show and Hot Sauce Competition designed to help give small sauces a name, and become award winning sauces! After working in secret for months it was finally revealed. Now we are in the process of slowly releasing information about our Sponsors and Celebrity Judges!

January 1st 2021 - Present Day

Wacky Sauces LLC is continuing to fight for small sauce! We are determined to sell 69,420 bottles of F@*king Hot Sauce and DEFEAT Big Hot Sauce once and for all! Right now we are a little preoccupied with the Deus Zauce Awards, but we are continuing to keep up on orders and post memes as frequently as possible. And with that, YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF THE WACKY SAUCES LLC LORE. We hope you consider joining us in the FIGHT AGAINST BIG SAUCE and we want you to know, that we will NEVER forget our LOYAL BRÖTHERS! DEUS ZAUCE!!